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Ever wonder what would happen if you were to throw members of Suffocation, Dehumanized, Without Remorse, and Sworn Enemy into a human-sized masher and...
Let's take a trip. A trip waaaaay back to 1990. Back to that day when you first popped Deicide's self-titled cassette into your Sony...
Slam. The skank. The dank. The skanky danky dank. Call it whatever you want. All we do is report it. Anyway, this shit has...
Slam. The black sheep of the metal family. Slam. The ugly, buck-toothed stepchild of the metal family. Slam. The weird-ass, lazy-eyed, pervy uncle who...
For those of you who frequent our stanky-assed little column, you might recall the name Darryn Palmer. This guy – man – I mean,...
Las Vegas. Sin City – the perfect city for the likes of disgusting, brutal, downright nasty-ass, skanky-dank death metal. Yep. It's one of the...
We love the slam split over here at ye olde dank. In fact, the danker and stankier the split, the better. So, when we...
Well, this is a first in the history of the old stanky dank – when the slams are so brutal, it literally renders one...
Most of you are likely aware that Metallica's music has been employed by the US Army when interrogating terrorists. In fact, this is not...
"Everything you can imagine is real" – Pablo Picasso If we were to combine the ethos and imagination of today's dank with the above...
Sometimes you just gotta kick it a little different – too brutal, too much of the time literally turns you into a pussy. Now,...
One-man slam superstar, Jason Lambert (aka Putrified J), is having a pool party. Yep. It's already that time of year. You might be asking...
Dudes! See that little, itty bitty thing hanging off your tiny, atrophied body? Yeah. That thing. It's microscopic and disgusting, isn't it? Do you...
It's May Two-Four weekend! May 24th. The weekend we Canadians celebrate Queen Victoria's birthday (Queen of England from 1876-1901). It's kind of a big...
Sometimes we get really lucky over here at ye olde dank tank. Today is one of those days. Yeah, we are coming to you...
What a week. The world of slam has never been busier. So many damn incredible releases as-of-late. If slam paid, well, we'd all be...
It's your lucky week – a second helping of some good old dankness! As awesome as this special, early edition of dank may be,...
Christchurch, New Zealand. September 4th, 2010. The day the earth heaved with a 7.1 magnitude earthquake. Is it a coincidence that this is the...
It's getting to be that time of year. Remember those hot, muggy, taint sweat-drenched days of your childhood, when dad dug out the old...
Well, this is interesting. A programme of brutal-as-hell slam that shares its name with a video game that one of us over here at...
Sometimes, there are slams that… well… yeah… you know. Sometimes… just sometimes… the gore and over-the-top imagery and lyrical matter can't be avoided. To...
"Horny aliens with tentacles that… um… wanna get intimate with… um… uh… human… uh… girls. They… um… they… um… they… uh… they… it goes...
Let's take this shit waaaaay back. Back to the first-ever installment of this skanky-assed dankness of a column. The day was July 21st, 2016,...
Way back in October we introduced you to Christchurch, New Zealand's one-man slamster, Alexander Paul, and his project Rendered Helpless (as part of our...
Let today mark the start of March Madness over here at the good old dank tank. What does this mean? Well, as the balls...
In last week's installment of Dank, we introduced you to a very special guest columnist by the name of Uncle Cam, who went on...
