Dank Slams
So, we know this guy. This guy, man, he gets around. Dude is THE connoisseur of all that is brutal, slammin, groovin, gurglin, and...
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Ever wonder what would happen if you were to throw members of Suffocation, Dehumanized, Without Remorse, and Sworn Enemy into a human-sized masher and...
Let's take a trip. A trip waaaaay back to 1990. Back to that day when you first popped Deicide's self-titled cassette into your Sony...
Slam. The skank. The dank. The skanky danky dank. Call it whatever you want. All we do is report it. Anyway, this shit has...
So, we know this guy. This guy, man, he gets around. Dude is THE connoisseur of all that is brutal, slammin, groovin, gurglin, and...
What better way to celebrate this week's release of the hotly anticipated return to form of the Resident Evil series than with a brutally...
If you've been following, the last two weeks over here at the Dank offices have been, well, inconceivably brutal. Our heads hurt – our...
The past 24 hours has seen the Dank Slams office turned into the land of living, breathing, slobbering bobbleheads – our craniums engorged to...
Is there a better way to start off this newest of years than droppin a massive, earthquake-inducing, world-imploding slam? Wait, come to think of it, neither...
It seems 2016 was the year of the split. The year in which the legs of slam were spread wide – revealing the hot,...
Well, it's that time of year. That all-seeing, all-knowing fat, jolly bastard is once again on his way – his cookie crumb-dusted, milk-encrusted beard...
Well, it had to happen. The prefix of 'Post' has found its way into our beloved Slam. It happened with rock (Sigur Rós, Godspeed...
Some things – no matter how disgusting on the outside – just taste better when aged. Take, for example, Cazu Marzu, the cheese that is...
Alright. Fuck this. Straight-up, we all know that slam is the new flavor of the month – essentially the new deathcore. I mean, a...
The word 'Bilateral' describes anything with two sides, like some of the organs in the body: the brain, heart and lungs all have two...
N'Yawk death metal (say it in your best borough-specific accent for full effect – going full-nasal for Queens). Most of you reading this were likely doing...
Is there a rule book when it comes to slammin brutality? Does there exist one modus operandi that dictates the why and how of...
See, there is this guy we know. This dude… man… he knows his shit! Having literally helped in the forging of alien/space-drenched slam (with...
The concept of the one-man/one-woman band is not a new thing. We can take this all the way back to the 13th century –...
So, gonna get right to the point with this week's Dank, as we have a shit load of killer tunes to dig through! To...
Slam connoisseurs are a fickle bunch – we go through slams like your grandma goes through depends. In fact, it's a never-ending battle to...
There can be no argument made that refutes the weirdness of slam. It's inherently strange, and far too over-the-top for your average metalhead to...
SLAM. For any of you born after the year 2000, this is a very special installment of Dank Slams. Years before y'all were spinning the hottest, dankest platters...
Buried deep within the extraterrestrial soil of Acheron (LV-426) lies a relic of epic and utterly brutal proportions. The beacon that originally drew the...
This German four-piece have been slammin longer than your dad's been slammin your sweet aunt Betsy, which is 1996 to be exact (kinda fucked...
The Great White North. A vast land where beavers, moose, and man gather over a breakfast of peameal bacon and maple syrup slathered pancakes....
Dysentery is an infection of the intestines resulting in severe diarrhea with the presence of blood and mucus in the feces. Also referred to...
