Dank Slams
Funny that the following song came across my skank-strewn desk when it did. I mean, I'm not sure there exists a more fitting soundtrack...
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Ever wonder what would happen if you were to throw members of Suffocation, Dehumanized, Without Remorse, and Sworn Enemy into a human-sized masher and...
Let's take a trip. A trip waaaaay back to 1990. Back to that day when you first popped Deicide's self-titled cassette into your Sony...
Slam. The skank. The dank. The skanky danky dank. Call it whatever you want. All we do is report it. Anyway, this shit has...
Funny that the following song came across my skank-strewn desk when it did. I mean, I'm not sure there exists a more fitting soundtrack...
Engorged anything is, um, bad news – apart from that tiny, warped, Cheeto-encrusted thing that you are holding in your Vaseline-greased hand at this...
It's been far too long since those long, luscious slegs (slam legs) have been spread revealing that mysterious, golden, cheeto-dust covered split. This time,...
Across vast oceans of acrylics, polyesters, silicones, polyurethanes, and halogenated plastics – over towering summits of human remains and excrement – through endless swamps...
If you happen to enjoy bananas, fresh cut flowers, shrimp, Alpaca fur, and Ancient Aliens, well, consider yourself intimately familiar with the first country...
With swamp-ass season behind us, it's once again time to head into the basement and dust off the old skankity dankity. Early forecasts suggest...
When you've Ingested too many Dying Fetus' while watching an Aborted, Malignancy-festered Pighead giving birth to a Parasitic Ejaculation, well, it might be time for...
Yeah, we know, it's been a while since y'all were last graced with some good old Dank. Honestly, our quality control team over here...
Gore and Space. The last time these two words were haphazardly tossed into an artistic meat-grinder, out popped Ridley Scott's masterpiece of sci-fi horror,...
So, after a brutally harsh winter, we can't think of a better way to celebrate the coming summer than a good old-fashioned BBQ. What's...
Today is your lucky day, you cheeto-lovin, stink-footed, inbred, rectal-munching bastards! We got a double-whammy of world-exclusive slammies for ya today. We ain't got...
Indulge us, if you will. The set-up: Saturday afternoon, somewhere in buttfuck middle-America. The scene: you and your slack-jawed Uncle Boffo are mindlessly ambling...
Sometimes, just sometimes, the message in slam can be a positive one. This isn't to say slam is a cesspool of negativity. Not at...
Scotland. Not the country that first comes to mind when thinking in terms of skanky dankness. Sure, it might be a bit dank –...
Xenomorphs, facehuggers, aliens, extinction, the human virus, brutal violence, prolapsing, beastiality, feces, necro-orgies, sexually transmitted diseases, post-mortal coitus and sodomy – all the good...
Yep. We know. This is Dank Slams. All dank, all the time, right? Wrong! Shit can be dank and not slam like your Uncle...
Sometimes we get a little spent on the slam. Too many hammers, too much of the time. What do we do over here at...
We'd like to think that us geriatric fuqs over here at ye olde stanky dank tank are pretty hip. We attempt to keep up...
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep/Brutal Slam? Yep. Rick Dekard and his dystopian Los Angeles is once again almost upon us. For those with...
If you just crawled your disgusting, cheeto-filled asscrack out of your grandmother's bed (yes – bed – we know you still spoon with beloved...
