Let's take this shit waaaaay back. Back to the first-ever installment of this skanky-assed dankness of a column. The day was July 21st, 2016, and it lives on in infamy as perhaps the most brutal, inhuman, murderous day in Dank Slams history. It was the day of the cataclysmic SLAMQUAKE – triggered by Drop E bro-chuggs SO GODDAMNED HEAVY that they moved mountains, shifted whole continents, and spelled the end of countless species of organisms and genuses [slam] worldwide. It was a good day.
What was it about this particular slam, you ask? Well, that day featured the Norwegian/Czech three-slam known as Diphenychlorosarine and their debut EP, entitled The Level 6 Purge. Admittedly, we were a little late to the party, as the guys had released the EP almost a full year prior to our efforts. Nevertheless, we were so blown away by their very-own brand of 'Biochem Sludge Slam' that we felt it deserved the utmost attention and respect.
For those in the know, Diphenychlorosarine (still can't spell this fucking thing to save my life) share their name with an organoarsenic chemical weapon that causes fits of sneezing, coughing, headache, salivation, and vomiting – with severe, untreated cases ultimately leading to death. Not unlike a festering, grotesque Super Mutant from the Fallout franchise of games, Diphen's slams literally rip the cranium open with all the power of precision guided Gatling lasers, leaving one's mutilated corpse primed-and-fucking-ready for a good old mutant teabagging.
So, have we learned anything from that fateful day? Do we have safeguards in place over here at Dank to prevent what could be a world-ending slamquake? Do we even care to prevent it? Nah. Fuck it. Bring that dank on!
With that being said, we present to you a Dank Slams exclusive of a brand new song from our friends in Diphenychlorosarine, taken from their forthcoming album, entitled Post Apocalyptic Human Annihilation (expected to drop in April via Rotten Music). First, a word from guitarist Mats about the new album…
MATS: We are three guys spread out across the world who came together to create heavy 'n nasty slams… the way it should be. Our upcumming release, Post Apocalyptic Human Annihilation, will be the continuation of our already released EP, The 6 Level Purge. This album is about the extinction of mankind and how we see the following doomsday scenarios that might unfold when it comes to the brutality and horror we must suffer, if this becomes a reality.
Yep. Like we said, fucking brutal. Anyway, here we go… the moment we have all been waiting for. The exclusive premiere of the song "Exaspiration Of Monstrous Miscreations" from the mthrfqq'n mighty Diphenychlorosarine!
