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DANK SLAMS: Spread 'Em Wide - The Year Of The Splits (Various Artists)

Posted by on December 30, 2016 at 11:04 am

It seems 2016 was the year of the split. The year in which the legs of slam were spread wide – revealing the hot, wet, dank-filled split/slit of creamy slaminess. Much to the chagrin of snapback-sportin, core-chuggin bros, it was also the year that just might have seen the demise of wigger slam, and a welcome resurgence in gore-drenched slams (let's leave those wig-slams to both Kanye and Beyonce, as you know they'll def be reppin Epicardiectomy shirts soon enough).

In all seriousness, though, we are very much looking forward to new slams in 2017, which will include Cranial Engorgement, Analepsy, Abominable Putridity[?], and Epicardiectomy (who recently announced they have signed with New Standard Elite, also home to the awesomeness that is Gorgasm, Disentomb, and Cerebral Effusion). If you are listening, Epi guys, we'd love to debut some new stuff for ya here at Dank Slams!

Anyway, for those that were brave enough to plunge deep into that slamhole that was 2016, well, there was no turning back… forever devoured by the stanky danky. With so much dank to cover, we ain't gonna waste any time mincing words. Let's do this.

Here are a few of our favorite split slams released in 2K16…

 

hateful transgression

HATEFUL TRANSGRESSION x JESUS WEPT x MARTYRS OF NECROMANCY (SPLIT '16)

 

manucubus split 1

SADISTIC EXPERIMENTS x MANCUBUS x ASPHYXIATION CRUCIFIXION x BIOTOMY (SPLIT '16)

 

abberations split

BLASTED PANCREAS x BLOOD OF TEACHERS x CLITORODECTOMIA x CURD x EL SANTO x EPILECTOMY x PORNO YOU x SMELL DEAD x PORNOISE (UNWHOLESOME SEXUAL ABERRATIONS SPLIT '16)

 

mancubus split 2

SADISTIC EXPERIMENTS x MANCUBUS x KRAWORATH x BIOTOMY x DISMEMBERING BULLDOZER MASSACRE (SPLIT '16)

 

mancubus split 3

MANCUBUS x COMPULSIVE LOBOTOMY (SPLIT '16)

 

various - 6 ways split

NECROFILIA x KARNAGE x EPILECTOMY x SICK MUTATION x SMELL DEAD x ABOMINABLE HUMANIDAD (6 WAYS TO THE THRONE OF VIRULENCY SPLIT '16)

 

brutal pig split

BRUTAL PIG x PIGGY x PUERKOMORFOSIS x PUERCO RANCIO (SPLIT '16)

 

pit of toxic split

FERMENTED MASTURBATION x PIT OF TOXIC SLIME (MISANTHROPIC URBAN DISEASE SPLIT '16)

 

parasitic-split

PARASITIC EJACULATION x DISFIGUREMENT OF FLESH (INTRACELLULAR IMPIOUS METAMORPHOSIS SPLIT '16)

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