Metal Science
Maybe not Cannibal Corpse, but yeah.
Hi, what are you looking for?
This is not good news.
"It's as if the music is so rich, flavorsome, and satisfying it bleeds into our other senses."
Nine Inch Nails also gets a shout out.
Maybe not Cannibal Corpse, but yeah.
"We're not saying that doctors should be worrying about everyone wearing a Metallica t-shirt."
Hey Judas Priest fans, you're not agreeable. Sorry.
As in, "Morbid Angel is pretty f'n metal."
It's really complicated, but the results are completely insane.
Metallica really does not like playing "Minus Human" live.
Spacetallica is coming to mosh up the moon.
Science strikes again!
Don't try to sex your speakers, please.
Unfortunately, it's the young crowd too.
Nobody. Not even you.
You damn millennials, not being up to par with the middle-aged crowd.
Go deaf! Then un-deaf yourself to go deaf again.
You're basically a gross germ factory.
Phone condoms, keeping my eyes safe from your stupid videos.
YOU GODDAMN MILLENNIALS! PAYING FOR MUSIC AND SUPPORTING YOUR ARTISTS!
Blast that metal while breast-feeding, ladies!
