Metal Science
"We're not saying that doctors should be worrying about everyone wearing a Metallica t-shirt."
Hi, what are you looking for?
"It's as if the music is so rich, flavorsome, and satisfying it bleeds into our other senses."
Nine Inch Nails also gets a shout out.
“They cannot merely publish a spontaneously produced, seemingly authentic video of their playing."
"We're not saying that doctors should be worrying about everyone wearing a Metallica t-shirt."
Hey Judas Priest fans, you're not agreeable. Sorry.
As in, "Morbid Angel is pretty f'n metal."
It's really complicated, but the results are completely insane.
Metallica really does not like playing "Minus Human" live.
Spacetallica is coming to mosh up the moon.
Science strikes again!
Don't try to sex your speakers, please.
Unfortunately, it's the young crowd too.
Nobody. Not even you.
You damn millennials, not being up to par with the middle-aged crowd.
Go deaf! Then un-deaf yourself to go deaf again.
You're basically a gross germ factory.
Phone condoms, keeping my eyes safe from your stupid videos.
YOU GODDAMN MILLENNIALS! PAYING FOR MUSIC AND SUPPORTING YOUR ARTISTS!
Blast that metal while breast-feeding, ladies!
It ain't over until it's over for AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson.
