Andy Williams is a rock and roll guitarist for the very successful band Every Time I Die, and lately he's been trying his hand at pro wrestling. When he got into pro wrestling, he did it for some serious grappling, serious pro wrestling, and suplexing people through doors, not touching people's dicks.
Joey Ryan is a pro wrestler who is famous for the YouPorn penis plex. Yes, he's endorsed by YouPorn. You may have seen this huge viral video from a few years ago:
Joey has since plex'd everybody from Cody Rhodes to Mick Foley. Joey and Andy found themselves on opposite sides of a tag team match at last night's Bar Wrestling event, and Williams, who is a huge rock and roll star refused to touch Joey's dick!
At one point, Williams was in an armbar submission, but even then would not touch any penis. The crowd was chanting "touch his dick."
Late in the match, Andy was celebrating his dominance playing some air guitar, you know, giving the people what they want. With his back turned, his hand just stumbled onto Joey Ryan's dick, and there was no escape from the penis plex.
This – is – wrest – ling!
Congrats to Andy on having the career goal accomplishment of taking a Joey Ryan penis plex. Andy also happened to record a podcast with WWE Hall of Famer Stone Cold Steve Austin while on the west coast.
Andy is wrestling in New York City next Saturday if you want to see the ETID guitarist in action. He'll be spending the summer with his band on the final Warped Tour. Dates here.