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6 Things To Do on DANZIG's 60th Birthday, To Properly Celebrate It

1. Call Your Mother

1. Call Your Mother

Today is Glenn Danzig's 60th birthday. Now that Danzig is officially a sexagenarian (the sexiest of all -genarians), we were inspired by this quote by the King of Metal, Dave Hill to offer you seven suggestions on how to celebrate Glenn's birthday…

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1. Call Your Mother

This one's obvious, Danzig would want you to check in on her to make sure she's doing okay, and eating at least three times a day.

2. Change Your Cat's Kitty Litter

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Danzig is quite the kitty connoisseur… Danzig recommends Fresh Step, so your kitty can poopy in peace.

3. Eat some Campbell's French Onion Soup

Danzig once held up an entire fest so he could enjoy some french onion soup in peace, the least you can do is go to your local market and grab some in his honor.

4. Smack anybody taking a photo of you
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Danzig doesn't like photographers, and probably doesn't like selfies either. Do your Danzig proud by smacking a phone out of somebody's hand today.

5. Read Satanic books with your shirt off.

Do you have a better way to read books? I didn't think so!

6. Don't call Jerry Only.
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Why would you? It's not his birthday!

Happy birthday, Glenn! We hope by now you picked up those god damn bricks off your god damn lawn. For more of Danzig's silliness, visit Oh, Danzig.

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