Metal Science
Hey Judas Priest fans, you're not agreeable. Sorry.
Hi, what are you looking for?
"This is old technology. They've been working on this for 15 fucking years."
"Metal Makes Us All Heavy," reads the headline of a new article in British tabloid The Daily Star. The column was discussed on a...
Hey Judas Priest fans, you're not agreeable. Sorry.
As in, "Morbid Angel is pretty f'n metal."
It's really complicated, but the results are completely insane.
Metallica really does not like playing "Minus Human" live.
Spacetallica is coming to mosh up the moon.
Science strikes again!
Don't try to sex your speakers, please.
Unfortunately, it's the young crowd too.
Nobody. Not even you.
You damn millennials, not being up to par with the middle-aged crowd.
Go deaf! Then un-deaf yourself to go deaf again.
You're basically a gross germ factory.
Phone condoms, keeping my eyes safe from your stupid videos.
YOU GODDAMN MILLENNIALS! PAYING FOR MUSIC AND SUPPORTING YOUR ARTISTS!
Blast that metal while breast-feeding, ladies!
It ain't over until it's over for AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson.
Though we're not sure seeing Magrudergrind and Pig Destroyer was specifically studied in this case.
