Metal Science
Consider me immortal
Hi, what are you looking for?
You're definitely going to need some tunes to get you through the end of days.
Don't throw those masks away yet!
Listen up, kids! This could be your chance!
Consider me immortal
Thank you for clarifying, Science.
If you're 24, then you're in the prime of discovering new jams.
DRMBOT0110 is an inhuman drummer. Literally.
Maybe not Cannibal Corpse, but yeah.
"We're not saying that doctors should be worrying about everyone wearing a Metallica t-shirt."
Hey Judas Priest fans, you're not agreeable. Sorry.
As in, "Morbid Angel is pretty f'n metal."
It's really complicated, but the results are completely insane.
Metallica really does not like playing "Minus Human" live.
Spacetallica is coming to mosh up the moon.
Science strikes again!
Don't try to sex your speakers, please.
Unfortunately, it's the young crowd too.
Nobody. Not even you.
You damn millennials, not being up to par with the middle-aged crowd.
Go deaf! Then un-deaf yourself to go deaf again.