I really want to hear the "Bitch Tits" song's lyrics more than anything right now. In fact, I want Every Time I Die to release an EP called Bitch Tits and the Canseco Effect.
This isn't the first time that Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley and baseball legend Jose Canseco talks about writing lyrics and everything either. Apparently they're really serious about working together, and Keith even went as far as inviting Jose on to their tour bus to haul around with them for a little while.
I think the title "Bitch Tits" is the funniest thing I've heard in a while, and am confident there's no way in hell they'd be able to play it without laughing their asses off. Even better- what if they wrote the song before hand and then put the lyrics to the music as quick as possible and played it on the road with Jose contributing some guest vocals? Worst comes to worst it sucks and everyone gets a laugh. I'd be cool with it.