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Well-Endowed Satanic Statue Mysteriously Appears in Vancouver (NSFW)

The end is near?

The end is near?

We love a good Satanic statue. A statue depicting a naked, well-endowed, erect devil raising the, urm, devil horns has been removed from a busy Vancouver roadside earlier this week.

The statue, which was 8 to 9 feet tall appeared at the in the Grandview-Woodlands of Vancouver on Tuesday, prompting residents to file compaints. Jeez, why would they be so offended? Oh yea, that giant schlong! Nobody has claimed credit for the statue, but it did look pretty metal. What metal band in Vancouver did this?!

Buzzfeed has some photos (WARNING, THIS WILL GET EXPLICIT!!)

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Good to know Satan doesn't shave pubes. Here's a news report on this absurd story:

Tenacious D were nowhere to be found, but if they were in town, they would slay Beelzebub:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8-LH_VUROk[/youtube]

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