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THE HELL Kidnap Prosthetic Records Owner, Get Record Deal

…or How to Get Signed in 2014.

...or How to Get Signed in 2014.

Looking to get noticed? Put away that press kit. Throw out that EPK. The new way to get signed is by holding a label owner hostage until he signs you. That's what The Hell did with Prosthetic Records co-owner E.J. Johantgen, and it looks like it worked:

While these dudes have a terrible sense of SEO (search engine optimization) – I mean, it's not easy to just type in "The Hell" and expect to get the band as your first result, they sure have a great sense of humor. For example, check out this swanky shirt design:


Of course, that's a parody of an iconic Joy Division shirt design.

But I know what you're thinking… what do they sound like? Well, they certainly bring the mosh. They sound like a fun hardcore band to see live:

Plenty of mosh in there! The band will release their Prosthetic debut in July.

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