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MASTODON Guitarist Carved A Giant Wooden Dick. No, Seriously.

More phallus stories! We're just being real dicks this week, cocking up your whole news feed. Penis.

More phallus stories! We're just being real dicks this week, cocking up your whole news feed. Penis.

For no apparent reason other than the classic "why not," Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds has decided he needed a giant wooden dick statue in his life. What else can I really say about this other than that? The dude decided he was going to carve some wood out of some wood and now he's doing it. No word on if he's keeping it or if they'll take it on their upcoming tour with Gojira and use it as a big ol' veiny stage prop.

I hope it's the latter.

"First carving in over a year.giant pawnus!more pics to come as I detail."

"Coming along!ha ha"

Update: Look's like Brent is all done!

On a related note, why is it that all of a sudden a bunch of cock-related things are happening?

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