A new thread on Reddit popped up yesterday asking "Girls who have slept with rock stars; How was it? What was you perception of the person afterwards? What did your friends and family think (if you told them)? etc."
Of course there is no way of validating what if any of the responses are actually true or not, as literally anybody can make an account and post a story, real or fake. So take these with a huge grain of salt. But in the interest of entertainment, here are the more metal stories to come out of the post…
For example, David Lee Roth was the energizer bunny and Alice Cooper is a nice guy:
A close friend had sex with David Lee Roth and Alice Cooper in the 80s. Not at the same time. Apparently Alice was a really nice guy who set her up at a hotel room afterwards. David Lee Roth, despite having just performed a large show, was very intense, energetic and ultimately exhausting.
Axl Rose has cigarette breath:
I once went on a date with a chick who was proud to declare that she had slept with Axl Rose. This was sometime in the mid 2000s, long after Axl had become a massive joke. She was quite proud of it and had enjoyed it but didn't like his cigarette flavored mouth. Frankly I found the thought of it a little gross.
Lars Ulrich is "easily forgettable"
My cousin slept with Lars Ulrich about ten years ago. She said he was sorta hot but had a really small dick. My cousin told me that she did everything she could but sadly Lars can't achieve a full erection. That's probably because he frequently uses that metal cock cage he got from LTC. Also, he managed to get naked from the waist down before she even got to the bedroom. She described the sex itself as easily forgettable.
Asking Alexandria are allegedly classy. Pierce The Veil, not so much…
My ex girlfriend slept with members of "Asking Alexandria" and "Pierce the Veil" She was about 16 – 17 at the time at they were in their early 20's..
She said the dude from AA was a nice guy, decent in bed not much to tell.. But the bloke in PTV is a whole different story, she lost her Virginity to him, so she bled, so he decided to put in it her butt.. then after it was over he threw a pillow on the floor and told her that's where she'd be sleeping.. She left in a taxi immediately after
This girl liked Tommy Lee, but not Motley Crue…
A ex co-worker of mine claims to have slept with Tommy Lee from Motley Crue. She said it was in the 90s after the Pam & Tommy Lee video had come out – and she had seen it and thought he was hot and wanted to screw him, and she lived in LA at the time, so I guess she went to the Rainbow Room every night until he eventually showed up, then went up to him and said "I want to fuck the shit out of you." and he just laughed. Then eventually I guess they all went back to some house to party, and he told her that he'd only fuck her if she blew some other guy first, she refused, and then he fucked her anyway.
She said it was a great experience and she had a ton of fun, and he offered to pay her $500 to get a Motley Crue tattoo but she told him to fuck off because she wasn't a huge fan of the band.
Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann is allegedly a classy adulterer:
I slept with Till Lindemann, frontman of Rammstein whilst he was on tour in my town. We spent the weekend together, it was amazing, he was so intelligent and fun and the sex was great, and I got to party with other band members from other acts such as Tool. He was a gentleman- until after he left town and I realised he was married with children. I don't tell many people, only people that I feel won't judge me! The coolest thing he did was- to clean up an ahem mess that we made, he pulled a table cloth off a table with a big flourish, leaving the vase, lamp etc on the table sitting there!
Anders from In Flames is all class:
I slept with Anders Fridén from In Flames and it was great. The sex was probably the best I ever had and set me up with a hotel room and paid for a rental car for the rest of my stay in the country that I was visiting.
I also slept with a female rock star that's often referred to as very sexy on sites like Reddit but as I can't find any info on her being bi/lez I won't name her even though this is just written by a stranger.
A Judas Priest guitarist accused of coke dick!
A girlfriend of mine went down on the guitarist from Judas Priest, but by her story, he was suffering from coke dick, so not so amazing. This same girl also went down on Jon Lajoie, who was successful in Canada for a little while with funny songs…
Peter Steele potentially has an illegitimate son:
My mother slept with Peter Steele of Type O Negative in the late Summer of 1992. I was born in April 1993.
My mother never told me who my father was.
Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan likes Happy Gilmore:
My friend almost slept with Maynard James Keenan, The lead singer of Tool. This time he was opening for NIN as Perfect Circle. I'll try to keep it short, but after being offered back stage passes by a security guard, she was waiting around to meet Trent. That's when Maynard approached her and invited her to hang out in the trailer to chill and "watch movies." They were watching 'Happy Gilmore' and he was wearing silk pants. That's when he whipped it out. She immediately got up and left, he ran after her and said, "Wait, please don't go, you're not like all the other girls." She did give him her number but he never called.
TL;DR Maynard whipped it out while watching 'Happy Gilmore' with a friend of mine.
Again, I'd like to reiterate that chances are very little in this post is actually factual, as anybody could create an account and post in the Reddit thread. I was merely reposting for fun.
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