Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox got engaged earlier this week, with Fox breaking the news on her Instagram. The announcement is sweet enough right up until the end where she gets to the "drinking each other's blood" bit. Because apparently an engagement ring wasn't enough to commemorate the engagement?
Predictably, there are a lot of comments on the Instagram post to the effect of "what the fuck did I just read." Which… is warranted.
"In July of 2020 we sat under this banyan tree. We asked for magic. We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time. Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma."
"Somehow a year and a half later, having walked through hell together, and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him," she continued. "And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes….and then we drank each other's blood. 1.11.22 ✨."
Twitter is also having a field day with the announcement because it's Twitter and of course it is. Though the takes are pretty damn funny.