SLAYER Condoms: Still Not As Brutal As An Abortion

I sort of can't believe this is real. Slayer have begun selling condoms on their webstore. The site describes the item as such "For when you’re going South of Heaven! Each Slayer Custom Condom "matchbook" holds 1 Durex latex condom. Available as a 3-pack or 6-pack." It'll set you back $12.99, and unlike the recent (absurder) KISS condoms, this is just a regular ole Durex condom in Slayer packaging.