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Gene Simmons Wants His Face On Your Dick

We already know Gene Simmons is a douche, but now he wants his face on a whole other line of sanitary products: KISS KONDOMS. Yes that's right! The man born Chaim Witz, never one to turn down a product with his name on it, can lay clam to have the first condom with a print on the latex. How exciting. Can you imagine how turned on a girl will be when you whip one of these out? No word on an official release date.

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