"Horny aliens with tentacles that… um… wanna get intimate with… um… uh… human… uh… girls. They… um… they… um… they… uh… they… it goes up the… uh… girl's… uh… in and out… and… um… does her."
Well, that was awkward. The above quote, a spoken-word sound clip (presumably murmured from some bearded, disheveled nerd at an otaku convention) is the wonderfully bumbling intro of a brand new entry into the annals of slam. The song, entitled "Labyrinths Of Dark Energy" is the abominable creation of Australian brutal death metallers, Splatterpuss.
The choice of sound clip is perhaps the perfect introduction to the band's forthcoming, debut full-length of the same name. After listening, we can actually picture – with clarity – the clouds of Cheeto and Dorito-dust emanating from the beard of said nerd, just as a taloned alien tentacle rips through his unholiest of stank-holes.
Anyway, before we jump into said song, which is streaming exclusively here at Dank Slams (made possible, once again, by our good friends over at Slam Worldwide), the band has a little something to say. Take it away, guys…
"The song you are going to hear today is the title track, and first single, of our debut album being released in the coming months. The album tastefully displays our many influences, and our own individual writing flavor. We combine death/technical death metal prowess and hard-riffs with crushing slams and dissonant atmospheres."
So, yeah, how 'bout y'all give your sweat-drenched, crusty, spunk-collecting Pokemon socks a rest from all that Hentai, Shoujo-ai, and Yuri, and spend the next four minutes of your worthless lives in pure slammin bliss. Let's do this, you sick fuks!
Stay tuned to both Splatterpuss Bandcamp and Vicious Instinct Records for more information as it become available.
