Dr. No Effects has crafted a fuzz pedal called The Turd Fuzz, and it doesn't sound nearly as shitty as you'd think. In fact, it's pretty gritty and seems like it'd be right at home in a band like Whores! You can get the piece of shit right here for $220, which I genuinely hope is the most money you'll ever pay for poop.
Gear Gods
This Turd-Looking Distortion Pedal Doesn't Sound Shitty
The tone might make you poop yourself.
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