Stephen Colbert wants to know one thing – are you hardcore with your salad? If not, then you need his brand new and totally real Slayer Spring Mix. According to the commercial originally streamed on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, the Slayer Spring Mix is the perfect salad to pair with a nihilistic vinaigrette and features muderlust mescalin, savage cabbage, and kale Satan. The mix was only washed twice to truly embrace chaos and was locally sourced in hell.
Oh, and in case you were wonder if the Grateful Dead salad mix that spurred this whole joke is real, it absolutely is. Anyone wanna take bets on how long it'll take for Kiss to hop on that train?
