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Shaggy, you got some splanin to do!
Randy Blythe is perhaps the most noble man in heavy metal.
I am still metaphorically hung over from the incredible time last night on the RIP a Livecast that we had with Lamb of God...
Hint: The same guy who Ozzy is going around calling fat and out of shape.
Fuck the path of least resistance, along with the facts.
“What happened was metal chased girls away because what happened was metal aged.”
"You remind of the guy who brags about pussy. They never get as much as they brag about."
Just in case you needed 2015 to be any better than it is.
If you're the next Metallica, the band's manager would like a word with you.
It'll look great in your living room!
We did the math on how much pot that really is…
QUIT YOUR BAND... or just follow an accountant's advice.
Once they find a new rehearsal space, anyway.
Spoiler: It's everybody's fault but Dave Mustaine's
I'd say nice try, but... it wasn't. At all.
What an insane week this has been for metal news. Here's what you missed: MASTODON's Brent Hinds: "I Fucking Hate Heavy Metal and I...
…this includes using separate entrances for their hotels.
This is the sound people make when they're being hacked in half.
If you compare Taylor Swift's open letter to Lars Ulrich's testimony 15 years ago, the complaints are virtually the same!
His new message leaves some room for interpretation.
