Metal has been co-opted in commercials before, whether it's Metallica for SportsCenter, KFC Black Metal Commercial, Black Metal FedEx Commercial, or a mobile phone commercial… but I really think Greyhound got this one right.

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Metal has been co-opted in commercials before, whether it's Metallica for SportsCenter, KFC Black Metal Commercial, Black Metal FedEx Commercial, or a mobile phone commercial… but I really think Greyhound got this one right.
...please be more careful.
Prepare for some seriously flatulent fuzz.
PSA: If you're drinking a beer, stay away from the pit.