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Here's Some Batshit Crazy Love Advice From BURZUM's Racist Murderer Varg Vikernes

If you watch one video today, this has to be it…

Burzum's Varg Vikernes is known for many things… his legendary black metal band, being a murder, a racist and now, a love guru?

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Seemingly unprovoked, Varg posted this video onto his Youtube page yesterday titled "The Key to a Good Woman's Heart." Varg basically says in order to have your pick of the litter, you have to be a "hero" and then attractive girls will come calling. It's that easy.

Varg also continues his tradition of overuse of the worst font in human existance, Papyrus.

[via Noisey]

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