Here's Eleven Ways To Hold A Bass (For Beginners)

Jared Dines has been known to poke fun at metal from time to time, so now he's taking up an easy target- Djent! No wait, he's making fun of bassists. Hooray having less strings! The one I agree with the most from Dines' representation is the one where the bassist is extremely important and has a crown. That's pretty much the only way bassists exist, right?