Brian Storm, the mind behind Elitist Metal Fan, turns his focus on vocalists who talk a bit too much between songs. See also: Things Vocalist Say in the Studio by Jared Dines.

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Brian Storm, the mind behind Elitist Metal Fan, turns his focus on vocalists who talk a bit too much between songs. See also: Things Vocalist Say in the Studio by Jared Dines.
...please be more careful.
Prepare for some seriously flatulent fuzz.
PSA: If you're drinking a beer, stay away from the pit.