Joey Siler is a genius and you can't tell me otherwise. Dude made Cooking Hostile and told us how Korn got its name, so why wouldn't the next thing he did be equally amazing? Enter Siler's video on becoming the most black metal person you know, complete with a South Park-sounding Satan and a bunch of bloody dead people for good measure.
Here's A Guide For Becoming The Most Black Metal Person You Know
Step one- record a cassette. Step two- kill yourself.
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