Back in my day, if you were in the pit, you were there to dance/throw down. If you were on the edge of the pit, you were there to make sure your face wasn't getting smacked.
Kids today, though. They need to eat while they're in a pit. Not too long ago, we spotted somebody eating a bowl of cereal while moshing to Chelsea Grin, but today's mosher takes it a whole new level. As the title suggests, this young man is eating beans.
https://twitter.com/loganakasad/status/1021267362517901312
It sure does look like that guy was working up quite an appetite all day, so he needed to replenish his proteins and fibers. If you stop and think about it, dude had to have snuck in those beans, right? What venue is selling cans of Bush's baked beans at Warped Tour? Nobody. So this was a pre-meditated snacking in the pit. I guess that's a Warped Tour financial hack, if I ever saw one.
I am fully aware that by spotlighting such eccentricity, we are only encouraging more people to bring food into the pit, but may I suggest taking a five minute break and really sitting down and enjoying your snack?
There will be plenty of time to pit later.
Now I sound like my mother.
[via The PRP]
