Make it stop! Only because I enjoy torturing you junkies, do I decide to post this topless Tom Cruise still from the forthcoming Rock Of Ages movie adaptation of the Broadway musical which uses a ton of hair metal songs from the 80s. Cruise is playing the lead role in what is sure to be a really really shitty movie. If you disagree about that last statement, here is a full synopsis of the movie:
"Rock of Ages", which is shooting right now and will be released in 2012, is a new musical film adapted from the Broadway show of the same title. The plot of the show, which uses 80s rock and heavy metal songs, features a young would-be couple, Drew and Sherrie, who meet while working in a famous rock and roll club in the Sunset Strip at the same time the city decides to raze the club for re-zoning. When a famous band that first made their name in the club returns to help by staging their farewell show, it sets up a series of events that sends both Drew and Sherrie spiraling into opposite directions in terms of their love and their dreams.
The cast will also feature Malin Akerman, Russel Brand, Alec Baldwin, Catherine Zeta-Jones and "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash. The movie is scheduled to be released next year.