Noted scholar and Godsmack frontman Sully Erna is making headlines again, and not for a new song that will eventually be used for an army recruitment commercial, but rather for sharing a wild theory about coronavirus.
On his podcast, Erna reveals that "those fucking liars" are holding onto the miracle vaccine until Joe Biden gets elected president. Let him explain:
“It’s so politically driven. It may not be gone completely, but we’re gonna see exactly where this country stands. You watch, though — on November 4th, we’ll see exactly what’s going on. If [Donald] Trump stays in [office], COVID’s gonna be a big, messy pain in the ass, and there’s gonna be more people burning down Wendy’s fucking restaurants. If Trump fucking is gone, all of a sudden they’re gonna have this miracle vaccine that those fucking liars have been holding on to.”
You might be thinking "I want to hear more." If so then…
“Right now, the people that are trying to make noise are the people that are afraid that they’re not gonna have the right president so they can control the president to do what they need to do in the country,” he continued. “So what they’re doing is they’re trying to make as much noise as they can to say, ‘Oh, Trump’s going down and Joe Biden is the guy.’ But what I hope is going on is that when it comes time for the election, I hope all the people that are silent right now just bombard this thing and make sure that at least…
“I don’t care if Trump stays or goes, but do not let Biden control this country. Because if Biden controls this country, he’s not really controlling it — it’s all the people pulling his puppet strings that are gonna control it. I guarantee you we’re gonna be really close to losing this country if that dude gets in office. And that is not gonna be a fun place to live. What used to be one of the greatest countries in the world, right now it’s an embarrassment. People are laughing at us all over the globe. Even the crazy countries that we sit there and we watch the news sometimes, because they’re beheading people and doing this radical shit, and we’re, like, ‘Wow, man. [I] don’t wanna live over there,’ now, all of a sudden, those countries look at us and they’re, like, ‘What the fuck is going on in America right now? Those people are out of their mind.'”
We always thought Erna sounded like Beavis, but thanks for proving that Beavis is of slightly more intelligence.
Here is the full riveting podcast episode: