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Dear God, No: TOMMY LEE Threatens To Move To Greece If Trump Is Re-Elected

If true, a huge blow to the U.S. drug dealing economy

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Many political pundits have tried to craft arguments as to why Donald Trump should not be re-elected for president, but by god, if he wins again, AMERICA MIGHT LOSE TOMMY LEE!

Folks, this isn't a joke. Why are you laughing? No snickering. This is a code red. One of the largest employers of drug dealers all across this great nation is threatening to upend that economy. The Motley Crue drummer was asked by the U.K.'s The Big Issue, what he would do and this is what the greatest drum stick twirler of our time told them:

"Dude, I swear to god, if that happens, then I'm coming over to visit the U.K. I'm out of here. I'll go back to my motherland, go back to go Greece and get a house on one of the islands."

Tommy, NO, we need you! Lee further expanded "The thing that stings the most is that I feel like we're embarrassing," he explained. "I feel like people in Europe and the rest of the world look at America and think: 'What the fuck are you guys doing over there? Stop voting for celebrities and get someone real to run the country.'"

The fate of the country, and Tommy Lee, depends on you. Are you registered to vote?

But wait, if Trump wins, and Lee moves, how will he perform those rescheduled Crue dates?

Lee hasn't hidden his disdain for Trump, going viral last year for re-sharing a rant against the 45th president.

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