Liquid Death, makers of seltzers that you drink and then urinate out eventually, would like liquid to go in a different direction for you. Liquid Death has teamed up with Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker for their new Enema Of The State enema (a play on Blink-182's 1999 album of the same name) which, all jokes aside, should not actually be used as an enema.
"Enema of the State is a limited edition collectible adult art piece and not intended for use as a real medical device," writes Liquid Death ahead of some folks not getting the joke and actually hurting themselves. "Enema of the State should never be placed in or near your butthole without consulting a doctor first. Also, you should not place it in or near your friend’s butthole without consulting them or their doctor first either."
Get the enema here for $182. It probably won't give you the drumming abilities of Barker either, but it's worth a shot.