If you've ever spoken to a non-death metal fan about death metal, usually they'll refer to the vocals as "Cookie Monster" or some allusion to someone either vomiting or trying to take a huge dump. Generally I don't agree with them, but the more Six Feet Under frontman Chris Barnes puts out music, the more I'm convinced that the guy has been trying harder and harder to drop the biggest deuce ever.
Chris, if you're reading this then please go to your local Shop Rite or something and grab a bunch of fruit or a laxative. You're going to get through this and we're going to help you! We've heard you try once this year on the first Six Feet Under song and it pains us to hear it again. In the meantime, hear Barnes try to pinch a loaf on Six Feet Under's newest song "Stab."
Six Feet Under will be releasing
turds Crypt Of The Devil on May 5 via Metal Blade Records.