Last week, the Supreme Court issued an historic ruling on marriage equality. You probably heard about it, right? A bunch of metal musicians, including Phil Labonte, came out in support of the decision.
One person not favoring the decision was Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who wrote a scathing dissent of the ruling. You can read it in full here. But if that's TL;DR for you, don't worry, Coheed and Cambria have you covered. They just wrote a new song using Scalia's dissent as the lyrics. It ends up being pretty great. It's hilarious how this totally sounds like a Coheed song. Check it out: