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Clean your poop the kvlt way with new black toilet paper

313RvaHmpFL._SL500_AA280_Metal is definitely creeping into the mainstream. What other explanation could there be for this product, black toilet paper. Ok, probably not but still this is fucking hilarious. And, so is the description:

Renova Colors are comprised of soft, elegant 3-ply, fragrance bath tissue paper that has been tested under dermatological and gynecological control. It is a biodegradable, non-toxic, soothing tissue and does not bleed any color when wet.

But all you forest dwellers beware, this will set you back 14 bucks. You know what they say… kvltin' aint easy.

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