Black Metal Greeting Cards; Why the fuck not?
Those black metal greeting cards you've been clamoring for have finally hit the shelves! Sending the wrong message has never been so easy.
Sure, people like us could usually give a fuck about celebrating the Lord's birthday, but if you want those annual $20 gift certificates from your aunt in Cleveland to keep rolling in you've gotta at least make the effort. Everything from "it feels great to hate you" to a guy wielding a spiked bat boner are at your disposal at this Etsy shop.