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Black Metal Greeting Cards; Why the fuck not?

by: Jeremy Ulrey

Those black metal greeting cards you've been clamoring for have finally hit the shelves!  Sending the wrong message has never been so easy.

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Sure, people like us could usually give a fuck about celebrating the Lord's birthday, but if you want those annual $20 gift certificates from your aunt in Cleveland to keep rolling in you've gotta at least make the effort. Everything from "it feels great to hate you" to a guy wielding a spiked bat boner are at your disposal at this Etsy shop.

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