Are you tired in the morning? Does your coffee leave you feeling particularly "unmetal"? Is there a noticeable lack of viking references in your life? Well then behold! There is an answer.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zqgkg1iZIY[/youtube]
Aside from a commercial that made me laugh pretty hard, I'm sold on this coffee. According to the Black Label Society website description of said coffee:
"Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend. Forged from the volcanic soils of Indonesia and nutrient rich soils of Central and South America, Death Wish Coffee Company presents Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend.
This masterful artisan roast has been carefully crafted for the world’s most powerful guitarist, Zakk Wylde.
With maximum flavor and caffeine content, this coffee will bring you back from the nights you thought you’d never wake up from. Do you bleed black?"
Oh hell yes. This is so much more interesting than the slew of all the band alcohols that have been coming out over the past few years (and bourbon sauce), and it actually sounds like a solid product… I mean, did you see that dude transform into a viking? Has to be great. Plus $15 is a reasonable price, so (viking-related battle cry here)! It's coffee orderin' time.
