Meet two month old baby Lars Decker – Lars' parents are huge hard rock fans, naming their kids Axl and Lars. Lars is unfortunately hearing impaired, but when he went to visit Santa for the first time and Santa learned the baby's name was Lars, Santa immediately responded "Lars? Like Lars from 'Metallica'?"
Santa then sang a lullaby of Metallica's most famous tune, "Enter Sandman" only to see baby Lars' face light up from joy. Even my cold blackened heart smiled at that one.
[MetalSucks via Metal Mark]