Jared Dines, the guy who gave us alternative ways to hold a microphone, makes fun of metal so accurately that it's almost scary. Now he's back to let you know that there are some pretty solid alternatives to metal genre names! Just in case you're the type that slaves over your iTunes library genre names or argues that a band is post-technical corecore with djazzy blackened black deathcore.
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This Video Is All You Need To Know About Substitute Metal Genre Titles
Someone start a Douchebraincore band with me.
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