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The "Why Are You Closed?" Guy Has Never Sounded More Metal

Why are they closed. Who gave them the right.

Guitarist Andre Antunes has a habit of making insane people sound very metal. So far he's made the ramblings of both criminal and traitor Donald Trump's faith advisor and religious nutjob Kenneth Copeland very metal, an now he's got this guy.

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Apparently the original video is from 2010 and shows some dude in Toronto getting super pissed off that the mall is closed. He wants to know why they're closed. Why are they closed? What gives them the right?! HE JUST WANTS TO SHOP! WHY?!?!

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