This is an all-too accurate portrayal of how unsigned bands use social media. While some of these tactics shouldn't be judged, a good amount of these should definitely be avoided if you happen to be a band trying to "make it."

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This is an all-too accurate portrayal of how unsigned bands use social media. While some of these tactics shouldn't be judged, a good amount of these should definitely be avoided if you happen to be a band trying to "make it."
...please be more careful.
Prepare for some seriously flatulent fuzz.
PSA: If you're drinking a beer, stay away from the pit.