Heads up, creepy white guys! Your favorite trio of underage, manufactured "heavy metal" idol stars recently got the chance to meet Doris Yeh, the bassist for Taiwan's Chthonic who is never going to love you regardless of how many disturbingly obsessive letters you send her, and the resulting video is predictably awkward. In this clip that's definitely not completely staged, Doris pops in to Babymetal's dressing room before the group's January show in Tokyo to give the girls pineapple cake and good luck charms in the form of red envelopes. The meeting is adorable if you're one of those pervs who uses "adorable" as code for "sexually arousing." Anyway, enjoy the video and keep it in your pants, sickos.