Troy Sanders and Bill Kelliher of Mastodon recently sat down with Jesse Leach of Killswitch Engage for a podcast with Talkhouse, and the whole entire thing is legitimately funny as hell. About 13 minutes in, Sanders and Kelliher recount the time that Phil Anselmo creeped up on Sanders while he was at the urinal just to comment on the size of his dick.
"Kelliher: …Phil Anselmo, guy is fucking genius, so funny. Should be a comedian, not kidding. He was in the bathroom with Troy one time-they were both taking a leak next to each other. He’s like ‘Hey buddy, check out my new tattoo.’ Troy looks over and he’s just holding his fucking dick, and then what does he do? Bends down, and…
Sanders: I was peeing later in that afternoon and he comes creeping up behind me and his head just comes around my waist—just his head—right by my penis, and he says ‘your shit’s a lil bigger than medium.’ and backs away and leaves. Why was he trying to flatter me? Why was he trying to do that, good times."
Kelliher immediately follows this story up with one about his kids loving "CoCo" by O.T. Genasis, which is a fairly awful rap song that doesn't even try to veil the fact that it's about cocaine. Kelliher says his kids love it, and he's a little opposed to it for very obvious reasons, though it does make him feel a little bit old.
Oh, and Troy Sanders says Mile Marker 75 on Highway 75 right outside Chattanooga, Tennessee, is the perfect place to find a body. He says he's thought about it, and the only reason he's not killing people is because forensic science is too good and he'd definitely get caught.
Also, they talk about Star Wars! Seriously, there's a lot of topics in there and they're all fantastic.
[via The PRP]
