VARG VIKERNES is a free man, hide your sharp blunt objects

BURZUM founder VARG VIKERNES, perhaps best known as the church-burning murderer of former MAYHEM guitarist EURONYMOUS, has been released from a Norway prison after almost 16 years behind bars. The most infamous homicidal musician since CHARLES MANSON, whose antics were famously depicted in black metal must-read Lords of Chaos, has reportedly stated, "I’m ready for society — and I have been for many years…I look forward the day that I could work on my farm, create music, write books and be with the wife and kids around the clock — and live a normal life." Is that a reasonable expectation for a guy who stabbed his "friend" 23 times? Was Varg's music any good to begin with? Discuss.