We've already seen a teaser trailer for Rock Of Ages, the new movie based on the hit Broadway musical based on the top hit glam metal songs of the 1980s, and it didn't look good. Now, with the extended trailer, I can confirm this will be a steaming pile of dung. There is no plot. There are just Alec Baldwin zingers. While I love Baldwin as Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock, this is just too much. Don't get me started on Tom Cruise. Actually, just don't get me started. Who out there is brave enough to admit they actually want to see this?
