If you're not a big Donald Trump fan and you're already sick of Stephen Bannon, or you've got a very pro-social justice song, then does Kurt Ballou have a deal for you! The master of distortion himself will record your anti-Trump/Bannon/pro-social justice song next Monday for the low price of completely free! Just hit Ballou up via email@example.com for more information and what slots are available.
Ballou says he's working with other engineers around the country to do the same for people who don't live anywhere near GodCity Studios, but makes no promises. How cool is that?