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MEGADETH's Dave Mustaine Wants to Secede From America; Possibly Create Mustainia

Wow, Dave. It's only been one day since we last wrote about your looney defenses, and here you again saying something amazingly non-sensical.

While Dave isn't leaving this country since Obama got re-elected, he has a new plan. To secede.

During their much-hyped performance in Atlantic City, Mustaine chose to talk about politics (as usual) and Twinkies:

“When you go home tonight, I want you to do me a favor, I want you to look up online the word ‘secede,’ because right now, right now, there are 47 states in the United States of America that wanna secede from the United States of America. And what ‘secede’ actually means is that they don’t wanna have any part of this bullshit anymore. Whether you are a Democract or a Republican or a Libertarian or an Independent, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that we’re Americans and we are not being treated right.

“Did you hear that the people that make Twinkies today are going out of business after 82 years. Hostess. No more Twinkies. [laughs] Although that kind of sounds a little funny, it’s really sad. It’s an institution, 82-year-old institution — they are going out of business because of this bullshit that is going on right now in the government. And that means is that means 18,000 more people are going on unemployment and it’s gonna be your responsibility to pay for them. It’s just not fair, it’s just not fair. One thing that would happen if I was president is I would treat you like you were my own.”

Dave, you fucking idiot! Not that your previous ranting on Obama made any sense, but this is a new low. Obama has nothing to do with Hostess' bankruptcy. It's a ploy by the owners to file because the worker unions want raises that they claim they cannot afford, and yet all the executives are giving themselves huge bonuses. What the fuck does this have to do with Obama?

Also, FOURTY SEVEN STATES WANT TO SECEDE? Dave, I know it's easy to get drugs in A.C., but what the hell are you on? Also, does every person in said "47" states want to secede or just a couple of loons? Good grief, Dave. This is getting pathetic.

Next, I imagine Dave will start a declaration to start Mustainia. Can you imagine Mustaine as president of his own country? NO METALLICA!! WOMEN MUST HAVE PLUGS… and other looney ideas.

Would you live in Mustainia?

[via MetalSucks]

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