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MÖTORHEAD Make Vibrators Now, Too!

None of which are named Orgasmatron.

None of which are named Orgasmatron.

Motorhead has been offering some interesting merchandising lately. The brand has really be licensed to its limits with Motorhead brand masks, cruisesheadphones, beervodkaboxed wine, and watches out on the market, for instance, and now we've got Motorhead vibrators. Before we even dive into this, let me dash your hopes and dreams- none of the vibrators are named "Orgasmatron." What a missed marketing opportunity!

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The vibrators are available over at Love Honey and go for between $25 and $45. Does that mean that Lemmy can brag about being with even more women now? I mean, this is by proxy, but I feel like nobody's gonna tell the guy no at this point. My favorite part about this whole ordeal is that Motorhead isn't even the first band to do it! Rammstein and Ghost have both offered dildos in the past… meaning there just might be a market for metal band-brand sex toys.

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