If you've ever felt the need to have Van Halen shred maestro Eddie Van Halen's Frankenstein, Bumblebee, or the unnamed black & white strat guitars on your Christmas tree, then here's your chance! Van Halen is selling each of the three as Christmas ornaments for $27.95 alongside a ball ornament of the band's 1984 artwork. Get 'em all here.
Maybe someone should get that Tool fan who didn't know who Eddie was one too. Get that guy learned on some Van Halen, you know?