St. Louis shock rockers Without Mother Fucking Order had one simple quest. They set up a GoFundme crowdfunding campaign to have their drummer, affectionately known as Crash, killed. The goal was only set at $100, so it seemed pretty reasonable.
The now-deactivated crowdfunding page described the campaign as such:
Crash has gotten so old, that we at Without Mother Fucking Order Industries have decided it's best he be euthanized. We have waited 16 years for him to die of old age, but recently discovered that he is a Highlander much like Connor MacLeod, and the only way he can die is by decapitation.
"Above, you will see a diagram of the Death Machine we need to make in order to accomplish our goal and to pay our super scientist Tex Johnson to finish and build the design"
"We beg of you, please help make this happen. It is for the greater good, the betterment of humanity," Perverto pleads in the campaign's conclusion. "He's eating all the vegetables that animals need to eat to get nice and fat so they can feed the children.
"Do it for the children!"
If this isn't the greatest crowdfunding campaign ever, I simply don't know what is. But I guess murder is against GoFundMe's terms of service, so sadly the campaign has been pulled.
In case you're wondering what the band sounds like…
