Attila frontman Chris Fronzak's favorite catchphrase is "Suck My Fuck." Well it looks like some fans took him up on it.
Fronzak himself shared the below video of fan footage of Attila's set at Dirt Fest in Pontiac, MI, where a couple could be seen at the top of a parking lot, allegedly boning to the soothing sounds of Attila. Fronz commended them noting "I can't say that I'm surprised by this at all" and later requesting the couple "name the baby after [Fronz] please" because he knows "y'all were raw-doggin up there."
If my choices were to wear male chastity devices publicly or listen to Attila, I'd pick the chastity device every time. Although wearing it in public genuinely scares me. Why? If you get caught, not only will you get arrested, but you will be added to a public sex offenders registry. No thanks, I'll wait until I get home.
[via The PRP]
